Funny UNIX Shell Commands

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McSimm © (2006-03-01 11:19) [0]

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can"t open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle"s incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ("s.

% make love
Make: Don"t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

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wicked © (2006-03-01 11:25) [1]

хохотал...... :)

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umbra © (2006-03-01 11:37) [2]

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Lamer@fools.ua © (2006-03-01 11:40) [3]

:-))

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Alkid © (2006-03-01 11:40) [4]

Атпад!!! :)

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Ega23 © (2006-03-01 11:46) [5]

> % ^How did the sex change operation go?^
> Modifier failed.

Рыдаль!!!

> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.

Рыдаль ещё громче!!!

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Джо © (2006-03-01 11:49) [6]

А мне больше про Бога :))

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Джо © (2006-03-01 11:49) [7]

А "No manual entry for woman" это сильно ;)

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Kerk © (2006-03-01 11:50) [8]

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Grom PE © (2006-03-01 11:56) [9]

Ну забавно.

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purvainais (2006-03-01 12:24) [10]

Linux даёт совсем другие ответы, не такие смешные.

Да уж, линух еще не один десяток лет будет радовать нас такими
сообщениями! :D
Надо бы тоже прибумать для своего какую нибудь штуку, посмотрим....

В таких случаях еще говорят: "Ну прям обос...ться со смеху можно!". :)))

цигвин другие сообщения пишет. Абыдна!

These are some of the error messages produced by Apple"s MPW C compiler. These are all real. (If you must know I was bored one afternoon and decompiled the String resources for the compiler.) The compiler is 324k in size so these are just an excerpt I hope.

"String literal too long (I let you have 512 characters, that"s 3 more than ANSI said I should)"

"...And the lord said, "lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement""

"a typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program"

""Volatile" and "Register" are not miscible"

"You can"t modify a constant, float upstream, win an argument with the IRS, or satisfy this compiler"

"This struct already has a perfectly good definition"

"type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don"t care, I"m just trying to annoy you)"

"Can"t cast a void type to type void (because the ANSI spec. says so, that"s why)"

"Huh ?"

"can"t go mucking with a "void *""

"we already did this function"

"This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label
AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn"t wide enough to read this whole error message"

"Call me paranoid but finding "/*" inside this comment makes me suspicious"

"Too many errors on one line (make fewer)"

"Symbol table full - fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your local Apple dealer"

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